Marine #2 - "Dude! It's good huh! Wait...which book is it".
~I couldn't help but laugh!
Child - "Is this where all the doctors are"?
Mom - "No, this is the doctors office, now go sit down".
Marine #3 - "Ah man, it's raining".
Marine #2 - "Uhhhh, yeah, it's been raining since before I got on base, and that was at 3 this morning".
Marine #3 - "Wait, where did you sleep last night? You were in here all night"?
Marine #2 - "No you idiot! I had PT at 3:15. I then when home and changed, and came to sick call".
Marine #3 - "Oh, I guess I shouldn't have rode my bike to work then huh"?!
~Derrrrrrrrrrrrr! Seriously?! It's been raining pretty hard since about 8 last night! How on earth did he miss that?!
Nurse tech - "Ma'am, I need to take your blood pressure"
Me - "Ok".
Nurse tech then proceeds to walk over to the scale and turns it on.
Me - "I thought you were taking my blood pressure"?
Nurse Tech - "Oh yeah"!
~*SMACK*
Air Force big wig - "Your promotion status should be posted soon"
Air Force little wig - "Yeah, they said before February".
Air Force big wig - "No, they said the end of January"!
Air Force little wig - "I'm just saying. I heard before February".
~Isn't that the same thing???? It took all my will not to pipe in! IDIOTS!
8 comments:
These are all probably the same people that constantly have to remind themselves . . . "breathe in . . . breathe out . . . breathe in . . . breathe out . . ." :)
Listening in on other conversations is always entertaining. I have to bit my lip sometimes and remember I'm not part of the conversation.
You CRACK me up! And to think... these are the people who claim to be protecting our country! I am impressed that you didn't say anything... I WOULD HAVE!!! LOL!!!
that is pretty funny! I liked the first one the best. :)
I think I just left a comment under jakes name... oops!
Did you sit and write this stuff down as you were waiting? lol you must have been bored :)
Hahaha, I love that this was all in one visit:)
The Marine comments were right on, I hear that here at Lackland a lot and they always make me want to go slap their foreheads. The Air Force, well that's how it works, the big wig is always right and will make something seem entirely different when it's the same thing.
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